“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

  • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-

windazure:

Idk I just want to find someone who is proud as fuck to be with me.

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

dreamingsouls:

cry at home, be a bad bitch at school

sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me