why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation
- Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
- Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
i would hang out with you but i already told my clubpenguin boyfriend we could go to the pizza parlour tonight (: sorry haha, another time?
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris