“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
- Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
- Me: "Yeah..."
- Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
- Me: -Forgets entire language-
Idk I just want to find someone who is proud as fuck to be with me.
Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs
i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not